Places to go that should keep you amused for at least longer than this page did... c(:

Welcome o' yee of short attention span. Presented here is a collected list of web sites which I found amusing. Although my opinion will vary greatly from yours I hope that you find the majority of these sites at least worth the mouse click to access them. Most of these sites are meant for adults with open minds, however few of them are adult-only. You should be able you pick out the objectionable sites using judgement gained from the description of the site and the link to which it points. Just in case you lose your attention span visiting a link all the links open in a new browser window. Just close the window of the site you're visiting and we'll be right here in the background for when you get back. Choose a category below or just scroll through the entire list. [ time killers ]   [ informative ]   [ interactive ] [ weird ]   [ weird products ]   [ just plain disgusting ]

Premiere Site totalslacker.com With the "I almost look like a useful info site" look this site will help you fill that two hour slack-gap in the morning and your cow-orkers will think you're keeping up on world events. News for total slackers is conveniently located for minimal clicks. For those that require more hefty material for extended slacking sessions you will be happy to note recent world events and movie reviews are linked as well. The zero boyz also offer a forum for the exchange of slack-inspired art and recipes. Yes, they will post any good stuff you send them! While you're there check out the cool total slacker t-shirts. Not sure if you're a total slacker? Check out the slacker creed and tips for slacking. Why haven't you checked them out yet? Go click it!

Black Hole of the Web - click here, get sucked into the black hole. in fact, you'd best not click here.

They disclaim everything - every disclaimer in the book, and some that aren't...

The Gallery of the Absurd - weird ads, labels, signs, etc. that really existed...

Satanic Hampster Dance - the evil twin of the original favorite.

How to keep an idiot busy for hours - need to keep an idiot busy? you've come to the right web page.

Nicola's Lateral Thinking Puzzles - if you can answer all of these correctly then you are truely the second coming of jesus.

attrition.org's Image Gallery - whacky, funny stuph...

The Crash Site - wanna crash your browser? come on, you know you want to!

The OFFICIAL Watching Paint Dry Webcam - live, exposed, paint-drying action!

Bob Rivers and Twisted Tunes - my favorite kind of music, parody...

blather - words... lots and lots of spiffy words...

Star Wars ASCIImation - fed up with all the eye candy of today that has no decent content? this is just the opposite.

totalslacker.com - slackers, totally... if it's going on, they're not doing it...

World's Largest Roadside Attractions - oversized stuph from everywhere, I've even seen some.

AdCritic - all ads, all the time, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The Peeling Paint WebCam - tired of watching paint dry? watch it peel instead!

405 The Movie - you've got to be really bored to land a plane on a car, for fun.

The Dot Eaters - the history of video games, very informative.

The Balducci Levitation - learn how to levitate like David Blaine...

Future Generations - help ensure a quality humankind in the future.

The Millennium Correction Society - links dedicated to spreading the truth about the real 2001 millenium bug.

my boot - if you stacked all the web pages on top of each other, it would still fit in your browser window...

Squirrel Fishing - you can teach an old squirrel new tricks...

Why Software Should Not Have Owners - tired of overpriced bloatware?

Watching Paint Dry - a new angle on a classic favorite.

Y5B - that's right, if you thought Y2K was bad just wait until the year 5 billion problem!

Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi - the best of the west.

555-LIST - who you gonna call? 555-2368!

does abortion lower crime? - read what Sasha Abramsky at The American Prospect has to tell you.

Adbusters - are you an ad? are you sure?

Path to the Source - aliens, UFOs, ET? you decide...

Anomalous Images - were these made by aliens, ancient civilizations, or uncle Bubba? (music)

Bad Astronomy - the truth is out there, and Phil Plait found it.

The Event Horizon Rider - open-minded faith for the spiritual thinker.

FlyPower - harness the immense power of flys.

The Food Timeline - in the beginning, there was salt...

How to Build an H-Bomb - kids, don't try this at home.

Hidden Mickeys of Disney - was that...? could it be...?

IMPS - internet programmers rejoice, the Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite is here!

Bill Kaysing interview - some people think we never landed on the moon.

The Meaning of Life - why, and what...

The Meaning of Life FAQ - way more info than you probably want to read about the meaning of life. (mirror site)

Molecules with silly or Unusual Name - good clean science humor.

The Official String Theory Web Site - quantum mechanics, geometry, field theory, calculus? educate yourself with good clean science!

TheSpark - a few people can do a lot of damage.

The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project - kids, go ahead and try these at home. just remember, you have to clean up afterwards.

A Woman's Guide on How to Pee Standing - women no longer need fear the seat...

The Misanthropic Bitch - you don't want to hear what she has to say. why not? because you had to ask.

Abbie Hoffman, Steal This Book - a hippie slacker's guide to life. how to do everything for nothing.

A Complete List of Plans to Take Over the World - pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

The Dialectizer - convert any web page into redneck, jive, cockney, elmer fudd, swedish chef, moron, or pig latin.

dMarie Time Capsule - enter any date and find out lots of cool stuph that happened...

Doom as a tool for system administration - stubborn process? no problem, kill -9 that sucker with a BFG!

Gloodle - colors, shapes, patterns, wow man...

LeoCAD - use lego© style bricks to design stuph.

The Official Nerdity Test Homepage - are you a nerd? yeah, right, prove it...

Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator - too lazy to write your own thought-invoking complaint? this is your answer.

What be happenin' today? - enter any date and find out lots of cool stuph that happened on that day...

Microsoft TerraServer - satellite view of the usa. hey, I can see my house from here!

A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation - is she real, or is she AI? ask her...

Bell Labs Text-to-Speech - create your own digitized custom messages.

Earth Calendar - a reason to celebrate every day!

Guess the Dictator/Sit-Com Character - is it Homer Simpson? Atilla the Hun? (temporary link)

Jesus Dress Up - your lord and savior in spiffy new threads!

Lee's (Useless) Super-Hero Generator - create your own amazing heros and villains...

Virtual Dog Shit Creator - in case you don't have a dog, now you can create your own mess.

The Ebolter Inn - a public message board full of regular slackers BSing the day away...

Erotic Fruit and Veggies - what? can't picture it? you don't have to, somebody else already did. (probably not suitable for children)

Furniture Porn - XXX chair-on-chair action like you've never seen it before! (oddly enough, this one is suitable for children)

Landover Babtist Church - the unsaved need not click here.

Lassie Kills - little Timmy is scared, very scared...

Stick Figure Death Theatre - did you know that yahoo has a whole category on stick figure death?

The AFU & Urban Legends Archive - popular folklore and urban legends.

Urban Legends and Folklore - find almost every urban legend or folk story in existance with the help of about.com...

Above Top Secret - exposing government secrets of all types.

Beatnik Times - beatnik news for beatnik dudes.

Bert Is Evil - every muppets worst nightmare.

BlowTheDotOutYourAss.com - ButIdon'tNeedMyToothpasteDelivered.com!

Bonsai Kitten - do you have a brown thumb? don't worry, now you can shape and mold your pet just like a bonsai tree.

GRAMMATRON - hypertextual consciousness to astound and confuse.

I-Mockery - if it exists these people are probably making fun of it.

ilovebacon.com - kill a bunch of time checking out whacky pictures, text, and sounds.

Kevin's Oddly Different Story Time - abruptly real stories keep your children awake at night.

KWOON - hmmm, buy a boxter or spend all this time and money making kung fu movies? boot to the head!

Normal Bob Smith - who is this guy and why does he like playing dress-up? if anybody figures it out let me know.

/the sync/ - "video for the Net Generation"... what kind of cheezy line is that? at least there are pretty pictures to stare at.

Where Are The Toons Now? - good toons gone bad as we go behind the scenes to bring you the tragic finale.

Snopes - more urban legends exposed.

Demotivators - tired of those motivational posters hanging around the office? hang one of these at home and fight back!

Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper - "The Ultimate Portable Toilet for the Outdoorsman", need we say more?

FuckU-FuckMe - remote sexual communication, for that at-home feeling.

iBrator - for the iMac owner that has everthing.

Archie McPhee Online - more pop culture paraphernalia than you can handle.

Nurwibsco, Inc. - The Nutty Right-Wing Anti-Hippy Bumper Sticker Company.

Paranoia Magazine - just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Backyard Artillery - fully automatic rubberband gun? how about a double-barreled rubberband gun? what's in your backyard?

DogDoo.com - why put a bag of dog doo on your neighbor's porch when you can pay somebody else to do it?

Ghetto Scooter - just because you live int he hood doesn't mean your homies can't have a sweet ride of their own.

Hats of Meat - it looks like a lovely day for a beef bowler, or perhaps a cutlet cap.

Northern Sun - no matter what your statement is this place has the material you need to make it.

Penis Amulets - protect your khik, increase your gambling potential, and attract women, all with a small penis.

PowerSkip - jumping for joy in style. who needs rollerblades when you can just hop to the store?

Things You Never Knew Existed - things you wish you invented and can't live without.

Devine Interventions - home of the baby jesus butt-plug, and other catholic erotica.

*** warning! these sites most likely have content unsuitable for children and people with weak stomaches. You were warned. ***

The Gallery of the Grotesque - originally Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque the gallery is reborn. see the famous forensics site that helped start it all.

Goregallery - bizarre pornagraphic acts...

Lucifer's Top List - a list of the top sick and twisted web sites.

Butchering The Human Carcass for Human Consumption - the most complete step-by-step guide on the internet.

The StinkyFeet Diaries - science self-experimentation at its worst...

Freaky Links - disturbing, gruesome, weird, sick things. don't miss it!

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